Screamapillar on 15 June 2013
| AgentZorn said: Needs a price cut and more 1st party titles. |
LOL. Eight first-party games squeezed into five months isn't enough. Okay.
It's like an unprecedented number of first-party games for a Nintendo console to have during a single holiday season. Just so we're clear, here.

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.








