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E3. Earthbound Wii U. The death of Sony. Final Fantasy VII remake. It's all happening, and I'm hyped! But I'm also kind of terrified that things are going to start leaking, so I'm getting the hell off the internet* for the next week or so so that I can watch the stage shows with no real expectations of what I'm going to see.

Unfortunately, this means I won't be able to play the role of Jerry McGuire in the VGLARPz thing, so I hereby name my understudy amp316 as successor. He has that Mission: Impossible avatar, so I'm sure that he will do a great job worthy of a diehard Tom Cruise fan.

With that business squared away, I bid you farewell. I hope to one day return to the smouldering ruins of whatever is left of VGChartz after all the impending megatons and meltdowns. Goodbye, my friends!

* Except for porn, of course.