After some more testing, I have concluded that it's mostly the left analog stick having this problem. Right one's a lot more responsive.
Dang it. No one's touching that thing now. Time to call Nintendo.
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/92109/nintendopie/ Nintendopie Was obviously right and I was obviously wrong. I will forever be a lesser being than them. (6/16/13)







