Naz is a paid corporate shill! Don't listen to his lies!
Don't listen to him explain just how fun Phoenix Wright games are! Don't listen to him talk about each awesome feature of the games! Don't listen to him explain why you really should play these games! Don't listen to him for anything and certainly don't attempt to play anything he tells you to! It's all part of some terrible evil plot to destroy your happiness and steal your money!
And... And... And Naz is a communist!







