Screamapillar on 11 March 2013
| NintendoPie said: I would like to bring up the absolute fact that Nintendo does not compete with Sony nor MicroSoft. This was said by a very reputable source and I can confirm this as a fact. The moment the OP mentions Nintendo having a "direct rival... with the PS4" I knew this was a joke. Nintendo's only rival are themselves. Again, this is a fact. |
This was a humor piece.... it was entirely made up. Just meant for a laugh.
Reggie and Iwata would never consent to a dual-interview like that out of the middle of nowhere, and Nintendo rarely speaks publicly about their thoughts on the competition, unless it's in the vein of "...but here is why we do it better than they do."
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