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think-man said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.


FUCK YEAH!!! I mean kratos only slays gods and titans he is no match for a squirrel!!!! 


Gods, titans, giant centaurs, giant minotaurs, multiple cyclopses at once, women, barbarian war lords, hell, and brings forth the end of the world in the process. 

 

 

 

I think Conker's got this one.



4 ≈ One