Yeah, I totally agree! All those fanboys try to deny the truth, but the Wii IS a casual machine. I mean, come on, Zelda and Metroid are such kid games. And sheesh, don't even get me started about Resident Evil. It has been confirmed that the Wii is bought mainly for the weather channel, Carnival Games, and atmospheric lighting. The fact that it sells better than the other consoles shows the downfall of the games industry, which will topple the entire world economy, rendering the G8 helpless and leaving Alaska as the most powerful country in the world. We will all fall prey to a new totalitarian regime which defies the good old days of FPS's, more FPS's, and another FPS on the great consoles of yore. I think I'm gonna cut myself.
Wait... you weren't serious, were you?
I drink your milkshake.
