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pokoko said:
Well, you know, Mario is also hideous, so it doesn't really matter. He's Ron Jeremy, for cat's sake. You guys really want Ron Jeremy entertaining your kids? He's always a jazzy intro from slipping out of those overalls.

Who wants to play a video-game as Ron Jeremy?* At least sackboy isn't going to sexually assault any stray wildlife.

*Badgenome is exempt from this question.


I have a ROM where you play a nude mario.



Before the PS3 everyone was nice to me :(