Screamapillar on 09 February 2013
I'm sorry, but everyone knows you NEVER return broken game systems to the retailer. You always send it to the console manufacturer for repair. All the console companies say that. Nintendo, seeing as they have that rule about locking games to one console, it is especially important if you purchase a broken Nintendo system that you send it to them for repair, that way they will transfer all of your games to the replacement system and ship your system back to you.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
