Global UP! 12th January (updated with front page numbers)

[GameAnalyser]

platformmaster918 said:

hatmoza said:

Chandler said:

hatmoza said:
*looks at Vita and WiiU sales*
HAHA! The doom has been doubled!
cookie for reference.

 

You mean, Wii U is the second rider of the apocalypse?

 

Well... er... no that's not the reference but you are correct that this is the second rider of the apocalypse. The remaining two horsemen will appear with the releases of the next two major consoles. Then may God have mercy on our souls.

Vita is death.  720 is famine (because Xbox gamers have been starved of a new console for the longest).  PS is war (because they wage war on Microsoft for specs and cause their death financially).  WiiU is pestilence because A. Nothing else is left and B. it preyed on the disease of casual gamers and now suffers their ipad loving ways!

The metaphors sound good. Well, it's a matter of time to know which ones actually turn out to be the same.