Screamapillar on 13 January 2013
That's just an impossible question though, isn't it? Without the GamePad it wouldn't be the Wii U, and as such Nintendo would've made something entirely different.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
