| Veknoid_Outcast said: Microsoft -- invests billions into its own SPARTAN-II program in the hope of creating a corps of super soldiers that will be stationed in every American living room to ensure consumers are playing on their Xbox 2880 around the clock. Unemployment in the United States reaches an all-time high. Sony -- while doing research for Gran Turismo 10, Sony developers uncover the secret to immortality in an abandoned hover-car factory in the ruins of Old Detroit. In customary fashion, Sony executives choose to advertise the magical elixer with a 23-minute abstract live-action commercial. Nintendo -- famed developer and Earth hero Shigeru Miyamoto, who famously deflected an asteroid from hitting the planet in 2017 with only a Virtual Boy, leads the Nintendo faithful to the New Kyoto colony on the far side of Alpha Centauri. There they live in peace growing root vegetables and playing Wii R, the first true virtual reality system. |
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