How long before first claims of the Wii U Gamepad breaking

[Zappykins]

glimmer_of_hope said:

Zappykins said:
Within 24 hours of the Microsoft Surface launch - two people had managed to run over their Surfaces. And they still worked. How do you let your tablet free to roam in the street?

A gamepad will be sadly loss before the week is out.

Wow I never heard about the hit and runs regarding the Surfaces! Just when my faith in humanity was restored too :(

OT: Yes I agree

"robbbilicious @robbbilicious

@surface My Surface got ran over by a car going 60mph yesterday! I'm tweeting from it right now! INCREDIBLE build quality!"

Actual link: http://mashable.com/2012/11/12/surface-car/

 

I hope the first WiiU pad death is not the result of someone leaving it on the couch, and someone else sitting on it.  But I think this will be most likely.  Should we make a poll?  The first WiiU gamepad will die from:

A) Being Sat upon

B) Dropped on a hard floor.

C) Siblings fighting over it.

D) Little Sibling thinking it's diry and putting it in the dishwasher,

E) Other - add yours.