No way NSMBU would get a 95 metascore :P
Honestly, my expectations for both games are about 60 being the lowest and 80 being the highest. I mean you can tell they're not exactly groundbreaking games. Nintendo Land is a collection of mini games that certainly looks a lot more enjoyable than Wii Sports, but I don't think I'd want it if I wasn't getting it for free. New Super Mario Bros. U is just another NSMB game, it's not going to turn any heads.