Oi! What the heck? I have no recollection of ever making that thread. I'm not doubting that I did, but it's by far the biggest piece of rubbish I've ever written, and quite up there in terms of everything I've read.
This thread is absolutely brilliant, though. One of the funniest opening posts I've read in all the years I've been here, and surely the best in 2012. Fantastic, Noname!