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And he is going to announce that he and his running mate Paul Ryan are actually mates, in every way. He will come out in support of Marriage Equality nationwide and they will have the first wildly known same sex 'temple marriage' in the LDS Church on 2-14-2013.

They will be combining and changing their names to Mitt and Paul Rynee. Their colours are Red and Purple, and they are registering at Wall Mart, China.

There is no word yet wither Joe Biden will officiate, per their request.

Mitt's then Ex wife, Ann, will announce she is shacking up in with Ashton Kutcher.



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

Tell me a funny joke!