Time to get to business!
#1: Collect Ajescent the Eevee. I already have the Electric, Water, and Fire niches filled, but it can be a good back-up.
#2: Go down to the local diner and take somebody's coin case, thus allowing me to gamble.
#3: Learn from random guy at the diner that the Game Corner has a basement.
#4: Get sneak attacked by a guy guarding a poster... wait what?
#5: Enter the area with some of the most criminally underrated music in the series.
#6: Hurridely leave the area, deciding to explore the rest of the city instead.
#7: Go to the Department Store and immdeiately go to the top floor. Buy a bunch of drinks for the local drunk in exchange for TMs. Also, get a spare Fresh Water in case I run into any thirsty people and some Lemonades because they're better and cheaper than Super Potions.
#8: Head over to the local Gym, where I enact the legendary Destiny Red technique.
9001 Pecks, Confusions, and Embers later...
#9 Face off against Erika, the Sexist Maiden of Grass!
You think I'm joking? Seriously, watch the anime episode that featured her gym. She's a misandrist cunt.
Anyway, she leads with Tangela, I lead with Pie. Peck beats Bind. She switches to Weepinbell, so I use Basil. He has low health after a couple of Acids, so I switch to Rol. She uses a Sleep Powder, but I decide to power through it, deciding to use a Body Slam and
You
Fucking
Bitch
Moon goes in. He gets Razor Leafed in one critical Hit. No. Pie takes down that thing in one Peck. Out comes Gloom. It uses Acid. I heal with a Super Potion, but the first one weakened Pie enough to take him out. He goes down. Basil uses Ember and the battle is over.
And I've lost three team members.
Rol. Moon. Pie. I'm sorry.
Kasz replaces Pie as my team's flier. Ajescent will be evolved into a Jolteon immediately. Turkish fills in the last slot.
Next Time... can we go on?
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