Soundwave on 12 September 2012
Iwata will show up at the Nintendo Direct and reveal that they've been lying about the Wii U, the real secret is the old system was just a decoy for this:
Hexa-Core Power18 IBM CPU, 4 GHz/core
AMD 7970 equivalent GPU w/added Avatar graphics processor
2GB GDDR5 RAM + 4GB DDR3 RAM
250GB flash drive built in
This the new casing design to fit all that in there:
