Insane idea for Zelda Wii U. You won't know what it is unless you click.

[HulkWasRight]

The horse should talk and be voiced by Gilbert Gotfried. It could get into high-larious antics like chasing after a female horse wearing a whimsical pink bow, leaving poor Link to walk. It could also get a drug problem and steal your rupies to get a fix. This would make for a fun intervention side quest.