How does George W. Bush sleep at night?

[NightDragon83]

You know, anytime i read an article or blog blaming bush for anything under the sun, i sometimes wish that in some alternate dimension that he hadn't won't the 2000 and 2004 elections just so we can see how things would end up... let's see...

In 2000 Al Gore wins the election after forcing a recount for the 3,215,985th time and some how coming up with more and more votes each time to give him enough votes to win Flordia

2001... 9/11 happens... what do you do? who to blame?  You're PRESIDENT Al Gore... you've just spent more then 9 consecutive years in the white house and basically sat on your hands along with the rest of the Clinton administration and did nothing to stop the threat even AFTER the US was attacked the first time 8 years earlier under your watch.  Top that off with the dot com bubble burst and an economic recession to start your term off, and all of a sudden things arent lookin too good are they?  You have no one else to put the blame on for all that and you have to deal with it.

 Aren't you Bush-Bashers glad you had ol' Dubya in office to take the fall, instead of having to face that reality of a President Al Gore?  Now you can freely blame and curse Bush for everything under the sun while all the previous members of the Clinton administration get a free pass.

And let's look to 2004 as well....

Let's say Lurch himself John Skerry (BWUAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!.... sorry)  actually wins that election... then what happens?  Oh yeah, a little something called Hurricane Katrina barrels through the Gulf Coast and wipes out New Orleans, not to mention half of Luisianna n parts of Mississipi are hit hard too... oh crap, now John Kerry has to deal with that mess and the loss of a big portion of his voting block... they're not gonna be too happy about that.  But hey it's all good, cuz back in the real world Bush is in office, so once AGAIN you can put all the blame on him, even though both the mayor of N.O. and the governor of Louisiana are both Democrats and did jack squat to help their own people, but shhhhh, dont talk about that, gotta stick to the script and blame Bush ya' know?

 So now we come to 2008, and it looks like either Barack Obama or Hitlery Clinton are gonna be the Democratic nominees.  As much as I'd hate to see either one of them win, in a twisted sort of way i hope one of them does just to see what would happen... like what if Iraq turns out to be a success, would they take the credit for it even after they and the rest of the Democrats tried to discredit and deride it as an illegal war?  Or what if there's another attack, how would they respond and who (if anyone)  would they blame?  What about all their social programs they keep promising everyone... what would people's reactions be when they find out the budget for giving everyone "affordable" heal care and other such social programs would make the current budget amount of 3 trillion look like chump change in comparison (BTW the federalbudget is controlled by the Senate and the House which are both controlled by the Democrats for those of you who dont pay attention or are too dumb to realize that Bush doesnt control everything the gov't does.)

So there's a lil sumthin sumthin for you Bush hater's to chew on while you scour the interwebs lookin for other stuff to blame on him (MY CAR DIDN'T START THIS MORNING!!!!   F*CKIN BUSH!!!!111111 )