Does Mario need to be so kiddy?

[amp316]

Mr Khan said:

amp316 said:
The story in Donkey Kong wasn't as well scripted as you make it out to be. The hero wasn't even named Mario. He was Jumpman. Yeah, Jumpman. That's the best that they could do.

Fun fact: it was originally supposed to be a Popeye game (with Pauline as Olive Oyl, DK as Bluto, and Mario as Popeye), but Nintendo couldn't quite net the rights to it in time

They eventually did make that Popeye game and it was pretty good.