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d21lewis said:
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arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Hell, they outright stated it in Super Mario Sunshine

 

I'm guessing you've never beaten Mario Sunshine?


In the video posted, Peach actually wonders if she is Bowser Jr.'s mom.  It's like she doesn't even deny having sex with Bowser!!  I'm assuming that after the credits roll in Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser says "Yeah, I totally pulled out early with that one."

Or maybe he just wanted to impress his son by telling him that the Princess is his mother.  I used to tell my daughter that her real mom was Beyonce.  If you're going to lie, go for the gusto!

If Peach was a guy and unsure about being the Dad, I would understand but being the mother and not knowing...really?! Does she have Amensia? 



PS One/2/p/3slim/Vita owner. I survived the Apocalyps3/Collaps3 and all I got was this lousy signature.


Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?