Why should I buy a WiiU?

[Pyro as Bill]

OK. I got a warning for the "Pikmin bastards" comment. I apologise for anyone who might have been offended by this.

However, bastard is just another word for illegitimate. Which is exactly what Pikmin fans are. Illegitimate Nintendo fans. If you like Nintendo because of the Pikmin era then you're not a real Nintendo fan.

You're a Pretendo.

You like Nintendo when they make computer games instead of console games.