Why should I buy a WiiU?

[Pyro as Bill]

NightDragon83 said:
This is why nobody takes this site seriously anymore... you can make a joke thread bashing Nintendo (and everything else for that matter), but say one bad thing about Sony or their fans and down comes the ban hammer.

I haven't bashed real Nintendo once. I've bashed MS and Sony plenty so far, like a real Nintendo fan should do.