Why should I buy a WiiU?

[Pyro as Bill]

NightDragon83 said:

Pyro as Bill said:

killeryoshis said:
But what about pikmin 3 the sequel to the best game ever?

Also You want Nintendo to release a mario kart and zelda already? Don't they you need you know time to make that? The last two only released two years ago

I hope all 4 of you Pikmin bastards enjoy you're game while Nintendo are posting record losses.

Obvious troll is obvious.

But I'll bite anyways... I bet you Pikmin 3 sells more than other console exclusives this holiday like Sly Cooper 4.

And any other company in the world would kill to have "record losses" like Nintendo's.

I'll take that bet but first I need an answer to 2 questions.

1. How many units did Sly Cooper 3 sell?

2. What the fusck is a Sly Cooper? Is it one of those Koopas that used to jump back in their shell and turn invincible?