Why should I buy a WiiU?

[Pyro as Bill]

Flanneryaug said:

I thought this was a thread about you considering getting a Wii U, but wanted to have more of a reason to get one, not a thread bashing Nintendo. By the way, ZombiU is not an FPS, watch the gameplay.

I'm not bashing real Nintendo, I'm praising them.

I'm bashing stupid Nintendo. If everyone bashes stupid Nintendo and doesn't buy their stupid console then soon we'll get real Nintendo and a real Nintendo console.