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Just for the record, stay the HELL away from Time Magazine's review if you want to avoid spoilers. It revealed so much in the first couple sentences that I felt like punching a baby.

Then I punched a baby.



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."