What are the worst injuries you've sustained?

[homer]

M.U.G.E.N said:

homer said:
A spider once attacked me in my sleep. I woke up and I had horrible bites on my legs that turned into bruises. I must have had those for a month and never went to the doc. Don't know what it was.

Have you tried shooting webs? Or crawling on the wall? 

I just tried to but nothing happened...