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Gran Turismo. Lap 125. Managed to barely squeeze by the player in first place and about to make a game-winning hairpin turn when...
*Warning! Gameplay about to be suspended!*
"NO!" you shout.. but it's futile. Right as you enter the turn, pulling your handbrake and feeling your car dig into the corner, the game freezes, and a 7up Commercial flashes across the screen. "Best Soda Evar! Try it!"
You fall to the ground, crying, only to have the game suddenly start back up again during the middle of your turn. Without your hands on the controller and unable to react quickly enough, your car slides out and slams into the wall as 13 other racers zoom past you. Your eyes fill with rage, then tears, and then the sight of your open 8th story window. And without thinking...
you jump.
And then the fucking safety net catches you 2 feet later. And you realize you're naked. And your girlfriend just so happened to be outside and now sees you lying there.
And now you've hit rock bottom. The end!
