What Is The Weirdest Game You've Ever Seen/Played?

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d21lewis said:

Jay520 said:
A while ago, this girl asked to play doctor with me. I accepted because...who wouldn't want to impersonate a man in a position of such dignity and honor. As we started playing, the girl shut the door and locked us in the room. I thought this was a litte weird but paid no attention to it. But then, she reached down and went for my zipper! What the fuck! She tried to touch my private area! Little slut! I may have reacted a little over-the-top, but I was scared! So, while she was down on her knees, I grasped the back of her head and lunged my knee upward into her face several times for a tko.

But of course, she told the authorities and I'm the bad guy. I'm like really? She tried to touch my big man! My private area! It's called PRIVATE for a reason, stupid bitch! But yeah, she gotta restraining order for six months. Isn't this some bullshit! Now, for the next five months, I have to plan my routes to avoid her path. This is just unfair.

Dude!

Give me her number.  I'll take care of this one for ya.

This!

Btw is she atleast good looking?