This was inspired by a post from Jay520 saying that threads from 2007-08, looking back, weren't that great. I would extend that to 2009 and say, although the average quality may not have been much higher, it was the standout gems that really made the site memorable. So, let's gather them all in one place and reminisce (or complain, as the case may be).
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DMeisterJ Caught Cheating - the original image is gone, sadly, but DMeisterJ had one of the highest post counts on the site, and he posted on NeoGAF [we used to hate them with a passion] about his favourite sites and neglected to mention VGC. We cared enough about this that Brett banned him for three days.
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=49531&page=1
Cousix Sex (post removed since Wessle was banned, but quote his posts to see them). WessleWoggle asks us about our opinions on having sex with your cousin. Naturally, we are all disgusted. He doesn't care and does it anyway, providing a nice transcript of events later in the thread.
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=81653
Kind of personal but (Leo-J says it hurts when he pees and it emerges that he hasn't drunk water for three weeks)
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=31329
(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective 
