Hire an electrician to sabotage his mains.
Take a shit in front of his doorstep.
Put superglue in his door hinges.
Ask the Police to park their car further down the road so they can't see them coming.
Lose your rag, kick down the door and have an epic shoot-out.
He sounds like a complete asshole and a horrible person, in the end, make sure he doesn't get a way with it, make his last 2 and a half months a misery.








