Wii U has “more RAM” than other current consoles and “really great processor”,

[AstroMaSSi]

flagstaad said:

AstroMaSSi said:
-Roonnf, roonf...
driiinnnn.
-Ahwn... Yes? Whazzup?
-Ehi man, other news for Wii U...
-So?
-Worst than Wii... but better than PS3... the processor is quite like NES one... powerful than 360, 4 times... graphic like EGA PC old processors, Full HD.
-OK, I can sleep again, you can only be Patcher. Don't drink too much.

As I am telling all my friends, we are dealing with Schrödinger's Console. A system that is at the same time more powerful than a PS3 and less powerful than a Wii, and the result can only be defined when we open the actual box (hopefully at E3)

What if a black cat comes out of the box and proudly attack Miyamoto (as if he's a DQ slime)?