Promoting Abstinence "proven to work"

[Kantor]

Squilliam said:

Kantor said:

Squilliam said:
We should teach all children that same sex = better sex, unless they're gay. I don't want gay people to have sex with people of the same sex so if you're gay you have to have sex with the opposite sex.

The benefits of this are three fold.

1. Kids won't rush into having sex, so abstinence will be a rule not an exception until a far later age.

2. Almost no risk of pregnancy even if they do have sex.

3. Men won't have to put up with women and women won't have to put up with men.

You should run for President. I know you're not American, but Obama is Kenyan and McCain was Panaman, so it's fine.

Exactly! I would be like the best president ever! Anyway I won't run unless you're my running mate.

We can even force Seece into having sex with her:

 

How long do you think we can go without having a sex scandal involving Seece? >_<