Nintendo responds to PETA Mario pro-fur claim, Transformations make Mario "fun to play"

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Doesn't matter what Nintendo says, Mario is an animal torturing, Tanooki skinning, Turtle crushing, Mushroom eating man who hallucinates and envisions living in a world of walking mushroom things, giant bullets with faces and helpless princesses.

Mario has also been skinning these Tanooki and killing poor defenseless animals since he was only 5-10 years old. That kind of behaviour sometimes leads to becoming a serial killer.

Mario is a terrible animal abusing man and drug addict and good on PETA for finally exposing the horror that is Mario Mario.

When you find your kid eating those no good mushrooms in your yard, expecting to grow bigger, you know who to blame!! When your child decides to use turtles as a bicycle ramp or a trampoline you know who to blame!!

When your kid tries to shoot himself out of a cannon, YOU KNOW WHO TO BLAME!!