CNN says video games is a reason for lack of ambition in men.

[Salnax]

Alright CNN, I'll stop playing games and get a real job.

Oh wait. THERE ARE NONE.

Okay then, I'll marry this guy I like and we'll adopt some children togeth... no wait, that's illegal in most of this country...

Welp, I'll just spend the next half a decade spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a degree that may or may not be useful then!



And this is why I've been having problems feeling guilty.