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i will do what every sane person should do, i will get the kid into my car and drive it to the hospital to save his life

and then i will tell the police what happened:

i had too much to drink and hired some kid to drive me home, but we had an accident and when he realized he killed a kid he got scared and he run away, so i took the risk and drove the car myself to save the kids life.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’