This is a thread where you can tell jokes.
Please follow the rules:
- Everything is fair game as long as you don't insult someone's race, religion, sex, or sexual orientation. Jokes can be made that pertain to these things, but don't be insulting. I'm sure that everyone is mature enough to understand what I mean.
- Heckling is allowed, but the heckler has to tell a joke afterwards. If you dish it out, you have to be able to take it.
- The punchline cannot be "The Aristocrats!"
- There is no limit to how long or short the joke is, but be prepared to be heckled if you waste our time.
I shall start with a short and relatively mediocre joke before I go off to work:
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is going to be one hell of a blowjob.
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