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d21lewis said:
I remember back in early 2009 when I was living by myself and decided to.....pleasure myself. It was a Saturday night. Soon after, two girls unexpectedly came by my house. I know they wanted to have sex but my tank was empty. I tried to entertain them with the Nintendo Wii and my quick sense of humor but after an hour, they were gone. I bet they went and had some amazing sex with some lucky guy. I've been thinking about that night alot, lately.

*Punches self.*

The thing to do in that situation is very casually sneak away to the bathroom. At that point you have three minutes at most to psyche yourself into it. Talk to the mirror, smack yourself, do whatever you have to do.