COMIC CHARACTER DUELZ: HULK VS. DOOMSDAY

[vlad321]

d21lewis said:
^^^Wonderwoman is a trained warrior--Plus, like all women, she knows exactly what to say to crush a man's ego. Plus, little known fact: Hulk suffers from premature ejaculation. He'd see Diana's wonder-boobies, have an orgasm and fall asleep. After that, he'd be helpless.

I'm doing all of this from my phone while my GF shops for shoes. I shall return to this thread later. A thread like this demands my total attention!

I thought some versions of the Hulk simply did not understand words. Furthermore, wouldn't the Hulk just get defensive and proceed to get angrier/stronger? Also being faster than her, he might be able to get the momentum for the slam in before she manages to show her wonder-boobs.