Helios on 02 July 2011
Dodongo’s Cavern – now sporting a grand total of three adult specimens! Come see the fearsome beasts in their natural habitat! Marvel at the splendor of the only child dungeon open to adult visitors! Tickets sold at the entrance – food can be found on site!
Disclaimer: We cannot be held responsible for any damage incurred during the tour. If you believe yourself to be prone to experiencing an existential crisis at the thought of having your race’s male pride be emasculated by the achievements of a small forest child, remember that the irony isn’t lost on anyone.
Explosive and/or flammable goods are prohibited!
--- Goron tourist association
