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a.l.e.x59 on 15 January 2008
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Don't take this thread seriously. It is pointless, but humorous. I'm sick and tired of the bull shit replies, about how stupid this thread is. I don't care if it's stupid. Okay? Man, those replies are worse than the subject of this thread, itself!

Okay... Seriously... How does a simple, series of titles, get so messed up? It's as if Nintendo kept changing their minds on how the titles should be, after each game is released, so that this atomic mess is created! Look at this mess!

Super Mario Advance
Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Let's go through this mess, in order...

Super Mario Advance

Officially, there is only one part to this title, "Super Mario Advance," yet on the box, the title is of two parts, "Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros. 2." The other, three games, officially, have two parts to their titles, so why not this one? This is just imbalanced.

This is not the real Super Mario Bros. 2. This is Doki Doki Panic! Why did they make an enhanced version, of a fake Mario game? Why couldn't this have been the real Super Mario Bros. 2? Guess what? The real Super Mario Bros. 2, made its way to the Gameboy Advance, only in Japan, as part of the Classic NES Series, with no enhanced graphics. It could have replaced this fake, had enhanced graphics, and fit into the Super Mario Advance series, instead of deliberately avoiding it.

Where is the original Super Mario Bros? Why is this, "Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros. 2," when it should have been "Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros?" Guess what? Super Mario Bros., made its way to the Gameboy Advance, deliberately missing the Super Mario Advance series, to become a  part of the Classic NES Series, with no enhanced graphics. It is graphically equivilent to Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, which was on the Gameboy Color, and had Super Mario Bros., and Super Mario Bros. 2, combined into one game, unlike this one. It could have been the first game, of the Super Mario Advance series, with upgraded graphics. 

Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2

The "Super Mario Advance 2" part of the title, should come before the "Super Mario World" part of the title, just as, unofficially, "Super Mario Advance," comes before "Super Mario Bros. 2."

Because the first game in the series should have been "Super Mario Advance: Super Mario Bros.," this should have been "Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario Bros. 2." It could have been an enhanced port of the real Super Mario Bros. 2, and not the fake one, "Doki Doki Panic."

Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3

First of all, "Super Mario Advance 3" should come before "Yoshi's Island." Second of all, the "Yoshi's Island" part of the title should be "Super Mario World 2." Third of all, this should really be "Super Mario Advance 3: Super Mario Bros. 3."

Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Okay, at least "Super Mario Advance 4" comes before "Super Mario Bros. 3." But, this should really be "Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario World."

Super Mario Advance 5: Super Mario World 2

This game would have existed, if none of these problems had occured!

Now, all titles should have only one part to their titles, so that they look like this:

Super Mario Advance
Super Mario Advance 2
Super Mario Advance 3
Super Mario Advance 4
Super Mario Advance 5

Nice, and clean, instead of the pile of bull shit that it really is! Now, where does Super Mario 64 DS fit in all of this? How about, "Super Mario DS: Super Mario 64," or, perhaps, just "Super Mario DS?," so that it connects with the entire series of games? Super Mario 64 DS sounds a little awkward.