Plan A: Become a no nonsense highly conservative politician. Run for presidential office three times. Fail to earn republican nomination the first time, second time lose to a more charming younger democrat, and the third time withdraw due to a highly embarassing scandal. Sadly, I know this will not happen because my family is not rich enough for me to be able to become anything over a local mayor.
Plan B: Become an unemployed inventor who creates a new product that initially sells amazing, but is later withdrawn due to health violations. My company is then sued and I am forced to file bankruptcy.
Plan C: Intentionally hurt myself at any job, and sue my employer.
Plan D: Become a surgeon who one day hears voices from animals and this new found power of translating animals throws my life and career into turmoil. I then come to grasps with my new power and use it to make money.
Plan E: Escape the Matrix...
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." -My good friend Mark Aurelius
