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Here's a typical morning conversation at Mr. Nintendo executive's office:

Executive 1: "Ah, it's good to be the only console manufacturer Japan..."

Executive 2: (chuckling) "Well, technically, there's also Sony!"

Executive 1: "What's Sew-Knee? Are they a medical organization specializing in stitching up leg joints?"



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."