Qsama Bin Laden has been KILLED!

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rocketpig said:

Obama: We killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan. We dont wanna show you any evidence by the way. You just trust us.

Pizzahut: Nu-uh!

Obama: Why don't you believe me?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy! Because you have no evidence to support your claim

Obama: Why would we lie to you? Have we lied to you before?

Pizzahut: Not really. YES

Obama: Then why don't you believe that we killed him?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy! Because you have no evidence, or at least you didnt show any. Im not turning down the possibility that he ight be dead, but i dont wanna trust you before I can get any kind of evidence

Obama: Do you know any other words? You realize that it would be political death for me in 18 months if I was lying about this, right? And IF bin Laden was still alive, he'd let the world know about it, right? And I'd look like a fool in front of the world?

Pizzahut: Think for yourself! Release a picture! Except that there are more important things for him than to just make America look silly in the eyes of world (because the rest of the world thinks ever so kindly and good of USA) He is/was barely operating with Al-Quadia anymore and this way people will leave him alone and forget about him, thus allowing him bigger freedom not only for him, but for his family members as well

Obama: What the hell are you talking about? He died like ten minutes ago. We have things to do, stuff to think about before releasing everything to the public. There could be sensitive information we need to consider.

Pizzahut: Conspiracy!   Fine. i'll wait and see

Obama: Are you okay? Do you need medication? Should I call your mother?

Pizzahut: The picture is a fake!

Obama: Yes, and we said as much when it started circulating.

PIzzahut: You're lying!    So basiclally...you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? Not even a picture? How hard it is to take a photo? You take the camera, you point at it, and you click the button. When Mussolini  was hnaged his body was shown to the entire city so everyone can see that not only his regime was defeated but what will also happen to anyone who repatis his ways. Isnt that what you are supposed to do after you kill your country's number 1 enemy?         

Obama: Sigh... Hey HIllary, is Guantanamo still open? I'm sure it is.