Post Your Mind

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Rainbow Yoshi said:

I keep on thinking I'm ready for sex...

So you think you're ready for sex? Look over this checklist to make sure:

1) Do you have a willing partner that has given consent and expressed interest? Have you agreed on a fair price?

2) If yes, do you have appropriate protection? If its someone you know well you would probably be okay with your fists, if its a random online sex hookup I suggest bringing a small knife or at least a shiv.

3) Do you have an appropriate excuse to explain why you finish after only 2 mins? If not I suggest you think of one.

4) Do you have an excuse as to why you will never want to see that person ever again after its over? If not I suggest you think og one.

5) Last and more important, do you have a Marvin Gaye CD?

If you said yes to all of these questions then you are ready for sex. Enjoy the smell.