I saw a letter that was sent out by an organisation (or at least claimed to be) that nonchalantly said something along the lines of "We have found out that judgement day will be May 21st 2011. Please make a note of this date". It was hilarious.
Actually, I just found it on google...
I just love how casual the letter is. If were to write a letter like this I would just write something like...
"SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT KIDDING. JUDGEMENT DAY IS HAPPENING IN LIKE FOUR MONTHS, RIGHT. DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN YOUR MORTAL LIFE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IN FOUR MONTHS YOU'RE FUCKED. JUST SERIOUSLY, LET EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOW NOW. ARGHHH!!!!!"
I admire a person who can keep their cool whe they are convinced they are about to have their mortal life taken away.
Also, that is four days before my birthday, so it had better not happen because I'm really looking forward to my celebrations and presents! Roll on May 22nd.
