I find them offensive for finding things offensive.

[Kantor]

Rainbird said:

Kantor said:

Rainbird said:

Oh man, I took offense after all! Blasted! 

I take offence to the fact that your post doesn't contain the banjo smiley.

Don't be so offended Mr. Offensive! Mr. Non-Offended is here to save your day!

 

What, with that tiny thing?