Satoru Iwata: 'Gamers around the world... I have something to announce.... The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is releasing................NEXT MONTH!!'
After that people start shouting and crying in the conference. Fans around the world through the internet become crazy.
Then, 15 seconds later...
Satoru Iwata: 'It was a joke, it's releasing next Chritsmas!!!' (people hate Nintendo again)'...but to aliviate the wait here is a NEW TRAILER!!!' (people start freakin' out showing banners saying 'Iwata, I want a baby from you')







