How do I do a good troll?

[Carl]

darthdevidem01 said:

Yes 5 times.....they are all UNFAIR :

02/20/09 16:35	DKII	Ban	Trolling	Banned 7 days	1807206
02/06/09 20:02	Sqrl	Ban	Trolling (Trolling - Don't post something that is only going to start an argument, we don't need more trolling, we need less.)	Banned 3 days	1758423
				ys
10/13/08 21:50	twesterm	Warning	Trolling (Breaking rule #4. Don't really see a reason to ban you this time but in the future if you don't have anything to say just don't say anything.)		1324154
10/03/08 22:07	twesterm	Ban	Trolling (If you don't have anything pleasant to say, don't say anything at all. I don't really care about negative comments about consoles or games but only when they belong in that thread. Yours didn't belong.)	Banned 1 days	1292671
09/21/08 01:19	Sqrl	Warning	Trolling (Responding to a troll with your own troll comments is not smart. Report them and leave the completely off-topic platform bashing out of it.)		1255186

Sqrl and twesterm MUST be made mods again!!!